Bubble Gum

I see everything. You can’t hide anything from me! You thought that by tilting your head down or wearing a large scarf I wouldn’t notice? Really?! Well, you thought wrong my friend, I see everything. I especially see those puny weak little jaws of yours. Those things look like they couldn’t chew through cotton candy.

Be honest with me, when was the last time you had a good piece of bubble gum? When was the last time you had a mouthful of some juicy Bubblicious Bubble Gum or some yummy Super Bubble Gum? Maybe some Dubble Bubble Gum that would work up a sweat on your brow as your tongue delightfully absorbed all the tasty flavors? Tell the truth, when was the last time your jaws had a really good workout?

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OK, I wasn't prepared for that answer, I would never have guessed it had been that long! So shameful, completely inexcusable!

Bubblegum gives you the type of workout your jaws need, on a consistent basis. There is no other way to keep them strong and healthy! Yes, you have eat your fruits and vegetables, but those foods aren't going to give you the resistance that your jaws need to gain strength. That’s what Dubble Bubble, Bazooka, Super Bubble and Bubbaloo Bubble Gum is for!

You’re an intelligent person. You can walk and chew gum at the same time. I don’t ever want to see your jaws again in such a frail and feeble state. There are too many options out here, you have too many types of delicious and tasty bubble gum to choose from. You have to work your jaws out several times a week, you can do it at work, in the car, at your desk, you can chew it almost anywhere.

The time for slacking is over! You have to dedicate yourself now to a healthy lifestyle and healthy jaws! Make up your own routine. For example, you could chew Bazooka Bubble Gum on Monday, Super Bubble Gum on Wednesday and then Bubbaloo Bubble Gum on Friday. The time is now, the time for excuses is over! You can do this!